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Ellen DeGeneres published her first book of comic essays, the #1 bestselling <em>My Point...And I Do Have One,</em> way back in 1996. Not one to rest on her laurels, the witty star of stage and screen has since dedicated her life to writing a hilarious new book. That book is this book.  
After years of painstaking, round-the-clock research, surviving on a mere twenty minutes of sleep a night, and collaborating with lexicographers, plumbers, and mathematicians, DeGeneres has crafted a work that is both easy to use and very funny. Along with her trademark ramblings, <em>The Funny Thing Is...</em> contains hundreds of succinct insights into her psyche and offers innovative features including:  
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